• A lady from the south, on a Yukon scenic tour driving past Tutshi Lake asked, “Are there whales in there?” After taking a deep breath, the driver responded, “No ma’am, there are not.”

• While driving by Tutshi Lake on a tour, a TV reporter from Miami asked the driver “Did our ship pass through here?”

• A woman on a summit tour asked, “Will we be seeing glaciers ‘calfing’ up there at the summit?” The driver responded, “I hope not.”

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