Overheard a husband asking for more cash…

Wife: “I just put $20 in your wallet!”

Husband: “Well, I just put $15 in a woman’s bra!”

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You’ve got to keep a tight grip on your cash – the wind has a habit of blowing those precious bills away. All summer, we’ll be collecting the best bits of lofty banter. It’s our way of appreciating the breeze that blows through town and puts a bit of air in our sails during these busy times. Send your best scribblings to the windy one at editor@skagwaynews.com, or drop off at the News Depot on Broadway and we will enter you in a monthly drawing for a copy of Best of the Skagway Police Blotter, Vols 1 and 2, featuring the best of “Heard on the Wind.”